Boy, it sure has been a long time since anybody wrote anything here on the ranch blog. Looks like we only ever use it when there's a party coming soon. We should try to break that habit. But in the mean time, there is a party coming up on May 2 2009! Our first to be co-sponsored by the clubhouse kids (That's Timmy B's, Kelly the belly, and the Hagfish), who are responsible for the best Hollywood parties of '08. Which means more booze, more decadence, more fun up here at the ranch. Tedd Boffo is responsible for making another music marathon happen (unless the cops show up, then it's Kevbo's responsibility). Thanks to all the bands who offered to play, and we're sorry we weren't able to fit all of you in. The cops like to shut us down after three or so bands, so we're trying to keep it to four bands and a DJ (DJ RQD2 to be precise). But I'm sure we'll do it again (if Tedd has anything to say about it) and we'll try to switch up the bands next time. The dome's open for business after a year plus hiatus as a sound stage for the amazing mountain man show that we're finishing up mere days before the party. We're thinking of a tropical Hawaiian themed dome this time around, where kids can lounge and bask in the sun long after night falls, listening to the waves crash along the shoreline. Or, if you're interested in clubbing it, head over to the loft (Unit E), recently vacated to make way for a dancestravaganza of unbridled proportions. The party lasts all day (and all night). Badminton will make a comeback, water balloons may be lurking around every corner. Pool has be refurbished (cleaned). Barbecues will be firing, and the bands start up at 4PM, with the last band (Our very own Widows) will be on at 7PM. The DJs open up at 9PM in the loft. Bring camping gears to spend the night. There's going to be more space than ever with the vacant dome and loft for people to sleep over so make it happen. Maybe you can even get in on the secret breakfast that happens the morning after every ranch party (i'll bet you never know about that, huh?) Okay, that all the selling I can do for now. Suggestions?
- Kevbo
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Friday, September 19, 2008
Ranchminton Challenger Bracket!
Well, there she is... the bracket that determines your fate. Breathe it in... Sex it up a little, if you think it'll help. Noon is when the games start, but no player will be penalized for tardiness until one o'clock (penalty includes expulsion from tournament, so please don't be late!).
Here's the early word from Vegas on Conference favorites:
In the Sparkle Conference:
Justin "Le Coq" Lomery is the statistical leader, but word has it, Zach, "The Ringer" Tewalthomas is where the smart money is.
In the Sizzle Conference:
Jake "Let Me Be" Blunt was the favorite until he was sidelined by a crippling VD. The new favorite is John "Pit" Astor, who is the only player in the tournament who owns his own racket.
In the Glitter Conference:
Stefan "The New Guy" Portay is the out and out favorite.
In the Glow Conference:
Mike "Mountain Man" Miller is the odds on favorite, but finished the regular season with 5 straight losses. Current betting lines are shifting toward Matt "Laser" Kenney.
Bring beer, food & a bathing suit. Perhaps a change of clothes?
Ranch Olympics... It's on...
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
New Ranchminton Challenger Commercial!
Hello, kind folks. Sign ups are reaching their deadline. WE NEED YOU TO SIGN UP NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!
Email: andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com
For a higher Quality version of the following commercial, please find yourself at:
http://vimeo.com/1750343
Friday, September 12, 2008
Ranchminton Commercial!
For a higher quality version of the following commercial, go here:
http://www.vimeo.com/1749257
There is a very special daytime Ranch party coming at you! September 20th we will be rocking out to the usual high quality rock and roll. However, before the music starts, the bleeding begins. Ranchminton Tournament September 20th. To be included, contact Andy (andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com)
Start time will be somewhere between noon and 2pm. Check back here for updates and more commercials.
In the meantime, watch this commercial to meet one of the challengers!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
WHAT TO EXPECT!
THE 27TH ANNUAL RANCHLYMPICS ARE UPON YOU!!! So start your cross training for these grueling events:
- RANCHMINTON TOURNAMENT (email andy: andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com)
- DRIVEWAY DASH (who will get to the top alive?)
- WATERMELON EATING RACE
- HOLD YOUR BREATH (but please don't pass out...)
- DANCE CONTEST
- FREESTYLE RAP-OFF
- KARAKE SING-OFF
- GUITAR HERO-OFF
BE THERE, SEPTEMBER 20TH 2008!!!
Monday, September 8, 2008
Ranchminton Tournament
Think you can compete with Real Rancheros in a tournament of the ages?
We will be having a Ranchminton Tournament at our next party (September 20th, 2008) and we want YOU to be a part of it.
To sign up, email:
andy@humanchampion.com or filmandy@yahoo.com
Depending on number of challengers, we will start the games somewhere between Noon and 2:30pm.
Updates to come...
Thursday, September 4, 2008
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